Friday, June 09, 2006

Are quilter's guilds bees or businesses?

LEBANON, OREGON… At the most recent Santiam Scrappers Quilt Guild meeting, JoAnn Dutton took over as the guild's third president. Evidently JoAnn wants to take her Scrapper friends in new directions. Possibly this direction might be back toward a quilting guild as a quilting bee.

In the guild's June newsletter, Santiam Snippets, JoAnn first thanked members for electing her president. Then she outlined one of her main goals is to change meetings from "… sometimes boring, and not much fun… to try not to bore you, and to liven them up."

Evidently, recent guild leadership was a bit too dictatorial and not as much into listening to members. Since a quilt guild is not into doing a bunch of formal "business" one might think a guild can be run almost informally — more like a quilting bee.

Actually, some guilds don't have bylaws, elected officers, or dues. Some only have a love of making quilts, sharing, and talking among members. Sounds more like what it was when they were "quilting bees".

Guild meetings — monthly, "sit and sew", and even quilt shows – should be fun and friendly quilting bees.

'Course this leads some to ask… What is a bee?
A bee is a gathering of friends. A bee, as used in quilting bee or spelling bee, is an old word to describe a gathering of friends and neighbors to accomplish a task or to hold a competition.

The tasks were often major jobs, such as clearing a field of timber, building a cabin, or raising a barn, that would be difficult to carry out alone.

It was often both a social and utilitarian event. Female jobs like corn husking or sewing, could be done as a group to allow socialization during an otherwise tedious chore. Such bees often included refreshments and entertainment provided by the group.

Back in colonial America, "bee" is common in literature describing groups doing other tedious chores such as spinning, quilting, and even corn husking bees.

The earliest known printed example of the term was the use of spinning bee in 1769: "Sometimes the women would have spinning bees. They would put rolls among their neighbors and on a certain day they would all bring in their yarn and at night the boys would come with their fiddles for a dance."

Today's Santiam Scrappers guild meetings sound like bees.
Again from the June Snippets, these are things which happened at the May 2 meeting — Competitions, sharing, learning, doing tedious chores, and more "bee" things.

There was talk about speakers and classes — learning from each other.
Quilt shows — sharing and making a few bucks.
Round Row Show and Tell, Secret Sisters and retreats to Sisters — more sharing in different ways.

Then there is the small "Block of the Month" thing — It's a competition. Sounds as if this is a big part of the bee aspect. From the newsletter… "Thirty-one Simple Four-Patch squares had been completed. The drawing was won by Jane Lehn. The June BOM is a two-block set titled “Purple Mountains Majesty”. Sue reminded everyone to use a SCANT 1/4” seam for this block." 31 blocks from a "bee" with 57 members!

And another Show and Tell — "Twelve members shared items which included a hand-pieced “Block Explosion”, machine and hand appliqué, 3-D, Triangulations, post cards and quilts made for the conversation fabric exchange last year. Definitely a "bee" operation.

What about the guild's non-group Wednesday Gals?
They convene in basements, quilt shops, or homes every Wednesday afternoon to work 3 to 4 hours on community service quilts. Cutting, ironing, sewing, and quilting in mass — are definitely "tedious" chores — updated to the 21st century.

Are Standard Operating Procedures (SOP's), 501(c)(3) applications, board meetings and such like, really needed in a small quilting guild? Shouldn't these guilds be more like bees and not businesses? Shouldn't these guilds be loving quilting and sharing that love with each other informally

Santiam Scrappers Quilting Bee sounds nice.

One last question… What night are the boys coming with their fiddles for a dance?

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Cucumber Lovers UNITED

CALLING ALL
PJDA'S
This brochure is copywrited by
A.A.P.J.D.A.—A.C.C.,C.P.P.,C.P.P.A. & R.S.C.
American Association of Pickle Juice Drinkers Anonymous
and
Affiliated Co-Dependant Children,
Concerned Pickled Parents,
Cucumber Pickle Packers Alliance
& Random Second Cousins

PICKLE JUICE DRINKING is wrong!
It's harmful to your health.
PICKLE JUICE DRINKING is above all — Against the original pickle eating guide as first transcribed by ancient Greek or Persian pickle packers and refined by an old German pickle maker from Milwaukee who moved to the Pacific Northwest then Alaska in the early 20th century.

Join PJDA Or —
Unless you join PJDA soon you could go beyond mere sipping of pickle juice (sweet or tart), to becoming —
A hard-core pickle-on-a-stick eater!
You'd be a "Pickle-Sickle Eater" & that's
A real PickSickE!

Join PJDA If
To determine if you should join PJDA, please honestly and truthfully evaluate your personal association with pickle juice and answer this question —
Did you ever?
c Use pickle juice to make marinades,
c Use sauerkraut juice to marinade grilled Alaskan moose or Copper River salmon,
c Doctor barbecue sauce with pickle juice,
c Add cut-up raw carrots, celery sticks, broccoli and cauliflower florets, and red & green pepper strips directly to jars of leftover pickle juice for the church social,
c Hide small bags of relish in your purse or wallet for secret snacks at work,
c Slip sliced onions in a jar of sweet-hot bread & butter pickle juice for your children's school lunch,
c Add pickle juice to the mayo in your mom's family recipe potato salad,
c Dose Grandma's macaroni & cheese with sweet pickle juice,
c Mix hot pickled pepper juice in your friend's Spanish Gazpacho,
c Put pickle juice & pickle spears in your Bloody Mary,
c Stir dill pickle juice in your favorite beer,
c Take pickle or sauerkraut juice as tonic,
c Bring your spouse pickle juice to smooth a difficult moment in your marriage,
c Down pickle juice to get rid of cramps,
c Swig pickle juice to stop mosquito bites,
c Inhale pickle juice as a hangover remedy (Very common if you're Polish),
c Attend the Rosendale (NY) International Pickle Festival or any other Picklefest,
c Know pickle juice once was a "secret weapon" of the Philadelphia Eagles?

c Finally, Have you ever opened the fridge & drank directly from the milk jug —
or even worse —
Sipped pickle juice right from the jar.

If you checked ANY box on the list — Please strongly consider joining —

A. A. P. J. D. A.

For those PJD's who are unable to reform, consider drinking watermelon pickle juice and
Save a Cucumber.

Watermelon Pickles
(Southern ORWAAK Style)

Makes about 10 quarts — Cherries add a little extra color.
  • 10 pounds peeled watermelon rind
  • 12 pounds granulated sugar
  • 1 quart, more or less, white vinegar
  • 19 to 19½ drops oil of cinnamon
  • 17 to 21 drops oil of cloves
  • 2¼ lemon, thinly sliced
  • 23¾–37½ Maraschino cherries, halved
Cut all green parts from watermelon rind before weighing (if firm, a little of the green may be left on).
Cut into pieces, put in large pot, and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil, and then simmer 10 minutes.
Drain, and wash with cold water. Let stand in colander until well drained (1 to 2 hours), then put into enameled kettle.
Pour sugar, vinegar, and oils over rind.
(Optional: Add lemon slices and Maraschino cherries.)
Let stand 24 hours, stirring occasionally.
Boil 10 to 12 minutes.
Let stand 4 or 5 days, stirring once each day, before putting into jars. Follow regular canning methods for pickling.

Save Pickle Juice

A. A. P. J. D. A


Is Approved & Supported by —
Pickled Packers International, Cyprus, Swanson Pickle Co., Muskegon, Mich., Nalley's Pickles, of Tacoma Country, H. J. Heinz of Delta Junction, Alaska, Steinfield's Pickle Co., Duck, Ore., Farman's Northwest Grown Pickles, Garlic Gus (Pickle-in-a-Pooch) & The Pickle Guys of Scio, Ore.
For more information contact — Oregon Cucumber Eaters Coalition, Linn County Chapter, Lebanon Post, Chair #8. Or Call 1-800-PICKLES or Email CukeLoversUnited@Cowcumber.com or CabbageBnB@peak.org
Prepared in support of cucumber lovers every where.

This brochure was drafted and published at no cost to
A.A.P.J.D.A.
by

Officially Approved and Funded by Crystal Lake Productions C.E.O (And only worker bee)

Cucumber Lovers
United