Cucumber Lovers UNITED
This brochure is copywrited by
A.A.P.J.D.A.—A.C.C.,C.P.P.,C.P.P.A. & R.S.C.
American Association of Pickle Juice Drinkers Anonymous
Affiliated Co-Dependant Children,
Concerned Pickled Parents,
Cucumber Pickle Packers Alliance
& Random Second Cousins
PICKLE JUICE DRINKING is wrong!
It's harmful to your health.
PICKLE JUICE DRINKING is above all — Against the original pickle eating guide as first transcribed by ancient Greek or Persian pickle packers and refined by an old German pickle maker from Milwaukee who moved to the Pacific Northwest then Alaska in the early 20th century.
A hard-core pickle-on-a-stick eater!
You'd be a "Pickle-Sickle Eater" & that's
A real PickSickE!
- c Use pickle juice to make marinades,
c Use sauerkraut juice to marinade grilled Alaskan moose or Copper River salmon,
c Doctor barbecue sauce with pickle juice,
c Add cut-up raw carrots, celery sticks, broccoli and cauliflower florets, and red & green pepper strips directly to jars of leftover pickle juice for the church social,
c Hide small bags of relish in your purse or wallet for secret snacks at work,
c Slip sliced onions in a jar of sweet-hot bread & butter pickle juice for your children's school lunch,
c Add pickle juice to the mayo in your mom's family recipe potato salad,
c Dose Grandma's macaroni & cheese with sweet pickle juice,
c Mix hot pickled pepper juice in your friend's Spanish Gazpacho,
c Put pickle juice & pickle spears in your Bloody Mary,
c Stir dill pickle juice in your favorite beer,
c Take pickle or sauerkraut juice as tonic,
c Bring your spouse pickle juice to smooth a difficult moment in your marriage,
c Down pickle juice to get rid of cramps,
c Swig pickle juice to stop mosquito bites,
c Inhale pickle juice as a hangover remedy (Very common if you're Polish),
c Attend the Rosendale (NY) International Pickle Festival or any other Picklefest,
c Know pickle juice once was a "secret weapon" of the Philadelphia Eagles?
c Finally, Have you ever opened the fridge &amp;amp;amp; drank directly from the milk jug —
or even worse —
Sipped pickle juice right from the jar.
If you checked ANY box on the list — Please strongly consider joining —
For those PJD's who are unable to reform, consider drinking watermelon pickle juice and
Save a Cucumber.
Watermelon PicklesMakes about 10 quarts — Cherries add a little extra color.
(Southern ORWAAK Style)
- 10 pounds peeled watermelon rind
- 12 pounds granulated sugar
- 1 quart, more or less, white vinegar
- 19 to 19½ drops oil of cinnamon
- 17 to 21 drops oil of cloves
- 2¼ lemon, thinly sliced
- 23¾–37½ Maraschino cherries, halved
Cut into pieces, put in large pot, and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil, and then simmer 10 minutes.
Drain, and wash with cold water. Let stand in colander until well drained (1 to 2 hours), then put into enameled kettle.
Pour sugar, vinegar, and oils over rind.
(Optional: Add lemon slices and Maraschino cherries.)
Let stand 24 hours, stirring occasionally.
Boil 10 to 12 minutes.
Let stand 4 or 5 days, stirring once each day, before putting into jars. Follow regular canning methods for pickling.
Save Pickle Juice
A. A. P. J. D. A
Is Approved & Supported by —
Pickled Packers International, Cyprus, Swanson Pickle Co., Muskegon, Mich., Nalley's Pickles, of Tacoma Country, H. J. Heinz of Delta Junction, Alaska, Steinfield's Pickle Co., Duck, Ore., Farman's Northwest Grown Pickles, Garlic Gus (Pickle-in-a-Pooch) & The Pickle Guys of Scio, Ore.
For more information contact — Oregon Cucumber Eaters Coalition, Linn County Chapter, Lebanon Post, Chair #8. Or Call 1-800-PICKLES or Email CukeLoversUnited@Cowcumber.com or CabbageBnB@peak.org
Prepared in support of cucumber lovers every where.
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